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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 12, 2010 19:20:02 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain
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Post by -Dragonflie- on Jan 12, 2010 20:29:11 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be
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Post by Bruiser on Jan 12, 2010 20:29:57 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a
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Post by -Dragonflie- on Jan 12, 2010 20:33:20 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation
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Post by zetath on Jan 12, 2010 20:34:23 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists
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Post by -Dragonflie- on Jan 12, 2010 20:36:50 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal
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Post by zetath on Jan 12, 2010 20:40:27 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt
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Post by -Dragonflie- on Jan 12, 2010 21:10:34 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 13, 2010 15:17:44 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the
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Post by b e r n e s e . on Jan 13, 2010 18:40:34 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 13, 2010 18:41:47 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork
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Post by b e r n e s e . on Jan 13, 2010 19:23:57 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 13, 2010 19:28:03 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the
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Post by l i f e h o u s e . on Jan 13, 2010 20:02:31 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 13, 2010 20:09:28 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like
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