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Post by b e r n e s e . on Jan 13, 2010 20:21:25 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 13, 2010 20:23:30 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob
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Post by b e r n e s e . on Jan 13, 2010 20:49:56 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 13, 2010 20:50:32 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as
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Post by -Dragonflie- on Jan 13, 2010 21:11:57 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from
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Post by Bruiser on Jan 14, 2010 18:12:02 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 14, 2010 20:05:36 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist into the fat
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Post by l i f e h o u s e . on Jan 15, 2010 12:04:30 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist into the fat guy's belly. He
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 16, 2010 7:58:21 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist into the fat guy's belly. He ran into the
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Post by Arche on Jan 17, 2010 14:53:51 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist into the fat guy's belly. He ran into the door of the
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 17, 2010 17:19:39 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist into the fat guy's belly. He ran into the door of the monkey man who
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Post by -Dragonflie- on Jan 20, 2010 14:13:45 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist into the fat guy's belly. He ran into the door of the monkey man who was strangely
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 20, 2010 17:09:20 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist into the fat guy's belly. He ran into the door of the monkey man who was strangely fat and angry
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Post by -Dragonflie- on Jan 20, 2010 17:26:18 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist into the fat guy's belly. He ran into the door of the monkey man who was strangely fat and angry and clown-like and
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Post by ZAPZ ! on Jan 21, 2010 12:18:06 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was an extremely eccentric, some-what awkward turtle who loved eating odd things during odd times in odd places like rocks, dead mushrooms, toe fungus, and really big human things. His zebra-striped shell was smelling like decomposed organic material because he never washed the barbecue stain out. This turtle's name was BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk. One day BillyBobFreddieJoe Eatsalotojunk decided to go for a buffet along the wall of china. He flew to Russia where he became a spy. He then met the Easter bunny who put him in a tuxedo and proceeded to throw gloves at his awesome, new bestfriend. BillyBobFreddieJoe was not really a turtle; he was actually a big, fat, middle-aged, ferocious, diabolical, headless turkey. His latest scheme was to do something really dastardly, like eating a banana on a cliff, or jumping into the bowl of death. He hated his red toy firefighter truck and so one swell equinox he bought a tiny heart chip and decided that the heart chip could bring peace to a duck and a mouse. So BBFJ set out to find a really unimportant chunk who was named JohnFredrickBobbyBill who lived in a tiny acorn shell near an ugly chipmunk who happened to buy a new set of cooking bowls that he would use to capture the snow monster who lived in China. So he took out the large bowls and proceeded to attempt to try grab the monkey that lived above the waterfall of the unforgotten, never-ending, chocolaty mess of kittens in costumes who didn't fear baby midgets. He took to the North side of the candy mountain, only to be stopped by a rather large congregation of devout Scientologists whose only goal was to interrupt the overwhelmingly important meeting of the lava and the notebooks of schoolwork. So, now he went to the forest of doom and partied like a crazed monkey named Jim Bob. His arms flew open wide as a kick from Chuck Norris's fist into the fat guy's belly. He ran into the door of the monkey man who was strangely fat and angry and clown-like and was a registered
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